You never know what's going to happen when celebrities open their big flapping mouths – and that's why we love them so. Here are our favourite star quotes from the past few days...

"Jodie Marsh has said I can't ride a horse. She should watch me at the Horse Of The Year Show and see if she could do it. Though, to be honest, Crufts is more her style."
Katie Price takes time out from slagging off Saint Peter to have a pop at old foe Jodie Marsh.